Dear God, I know we haven't discussed this in a while but I am still interested in finding a good man. I am being patient but I just wanted to make sure you know I'm still waiting. By the way, if you send me a white man could he please be just like Robert Redford in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"? If he is black, could he be just like Denzel Washington. I know, God. I know I'm asking for a lot but have you seen Denzel Washington walk lately?! Oh yeah. You made him. Well then you know! It's just not fair for you to expect me to want anything less when I've seen Denzel Washington walk, talk, or just exist!
Like the chutney song says "I gon' be single forevaaaa"